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Gather weary travelers, I have a tale to tell. It might just save your lives but only if you listen well. 'Cause there before the breakers And just around the way, There's a sign that says, "Beware The Beast of Pirate's Bay!" Some say he's a guppy a kid threw in the sea. He ate so many sailors, now he's bigger than a tree. His teeth are sharp as scissors His claws, they are like knives. And if you think he's ugly, wait 'til you see his insides! Oh, don't you sail and don't you row and certainly Don't you swim, 'Cause if you aren't careful you'll end up inside of him. He'll eat you up, he'll spit you out. You'd better stay away. Heed the sign that says, "Beware the Beast of Pirate's Bay!" Что? ● Кто? ● Где? ● Когда?